Sex jokes : Swarg mein rakh kar Narak ka ehsaas karaya jayega
Yamraaj: Bachcha, tum ne paap aur punya dono kiya hai. Isi liye tujhe Swarg mein rakh kar Narak ka ehsaas karaya jayega! Aadmi: Woh kaise? Yamraaj: Roj raat, do glass daaru milenge, aur ek apsara milegi….. Aadmi: Wah Yamraaj ji Wah… yeh toh Swarg hi Swarg hai!!! Yamraaj: Puri baat suno bachcha… Glass mein “hole” hoga, lekin apsara mein nahin!