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Hello mera naam Ratnesh hai mai aap se sachi ghatana iss story ke madhyam se karane ja raha hu aapko achha lagega maa ki chudai ki baare me mai ek middle class family ka ladaka hu aur sex me interest rakhata hu aur mujhe iss iss website par story padane ka bhi bahoot shauk hai aur mai ek gigolo hu toh jyada bor na karte hua mai apni story batane ja raha hu ye ek saachi ghatana hai meri maa ek behat hi khubsurat mahila hai aur sex me interest … पूरी कहानी पढ़ें

एक लड़के का लंड 25″ इंच लंबा था , कोई लड़की उसके साथ शादी करने को रेडी नही थी. वो परेशान हो गया, फिर वो डॉक्टर के पास गया डॉक्टर ने बोला :- मेरे पास इसका कोई इलाज नही हे लेकिन मे तुम्हे एक रास्ता दिखाता हू यहा से 50 किलोमीटेर दूरी पे एक जंगल हे वाहा एक तालाब मे एक मेंढक हे उसको पूछना “मुजसे शादी करोगे” अगर वो माना करेगा तो तुम्हारा लंड 5″ इंच छोटा हो जाएगा…. लड़का जंगल मे गया, तालाब मे मेंढक मिला लड़का:- मुझसे … पूरी कहानी पढ़ें

एक बोना सुहागरात को कमरे में आते ही बीवी से बोला, “चल घोड़ी बन जा”। बीवी: ये कौन सा तरीका है, जी? बोना: तरीका नहीं है, पगली। कमरे की कुंडी लगानी है।   Ek bauna suhagraat ko kamre me aate hi biwi se bola “Chal ghodi ban jaa” Biwi “Ye kaun saa tareeka hai jee? Bauna “Tareeka nahi hai, pagli, kamre ki kundi lagaani hai

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A newlywed husband had to go on a business trip, and hated to leave his gorgeous, sexy blonde wife alone. The night before he left, he brought home a vibrator and gave it to her. “What’s this for?” she asked. “It’s for those lonely nights when you miss me,” explained her husband, winking. “Just think of it as something to take my place when you get horny.” A week later, hubby returns home, and finds the vibrator in the garbage. “Honey,” he says, “why did you throw it away? I … पूरी कहानी पढ़ें

An Army Man Got Married. First Night His Wife Had Periods. He Writes Letter To Headquarter: “Red Alert On Front Line, Please Extend My Leave” Pathan Major Replied: “Don’t Worry, Attack From Back Side And Report Soon.“

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