Cricket Fever with Hot Jokes

Govind was shaving… comes out of the bathroom bleeding…
Wife: What Happened?
Govind: Blade Ka Baahari Kinara Laga…

Govind was Masturbating and his wife came….
Wife: Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Govind: Kalaaiyon Ka Behatarin Upyog.

Govind sex kar raha tha tabhi condom phat jata hai aur wo jor se shouted…
Bahut Kareebi Maamla Ho Sakta Tha Ye!

Wife: Ekdum se shant kyon Ho rahe ho?
Govind: Chaturai Se Gati Parivartan Kiya Hai.

Govind’s wife: We’ll do it without condom tonight.
Govind: Koi Jokhim Uthaane Ki Avashyakta Nahi Hai.

Govind’s wife appears in a new lingerie.
Govind: Lalchaane Ki Koshish… Ye Ek Bahut Hi He Romaanchak Sthitee Hai.