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Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka naam
hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah
LODA likh liya.

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Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to
samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Banta: Kyun???
Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies
murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.

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Pati: Sex ho jaye?
Wife:Nahi G
Pati: Zewar la dunga
Wife:Nahi G, Aaj Nahi
Pati: Car launga
Wife:Nahi G
Beta so raha tha..beech me bola: Papa meri gand mar lo par CYCLE la do…

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Arz Kiya H
Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal,
Gaur Farmaiyega.
Wah Wah, !!!
“Sun to Le Bhosdi ke”
Jise Aane me Lgte H 15 Saal,
Use Kehte H Jhaat K Baal…