Ek Lady murge wale se:
Koi achchha sa murga dikhao
Murge wale ne Murga dikhaya, ye dekho madam!
LADY (Uske niche haath laga ke): Ye to Haryana ka hai. Koi aur dikhao,
2nd murge k b niche haath laga ke : Are Ye to Haryana ka hai,
3rd murge k b niche haath laga k: Yes, ye Punjab ka hai. De do.
Paise dene k baad Lady boli : Achha Tum kaha ke ho?
MURGE WALA (Sharmate hue): Ab main kya batau. Aap khud hi check kar lo G!!