Santa Singh Chicken ki Dookan pe “Bhai Murga Kya rate kaa”
G ye 10 rupye kilo aur ye 140 rupye kilo
Santa “Ye itna sasta kyun 10 rupye kilo”
G iss murge ko AIDS hai.
Santa “koee naa tum 10 rupye wala hi de de, Khana hi to hai, Gand thodhi naa maarna hai”