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Beta: papa heart ki kitni
taange hoti hain?
papa: beta ek bhi nahi
beta: to aap raat ko
kyon kehte ho
‘sweetheart’ taange upar karo
doctor:
aapke ghutno me kya hua?
lady:
maine doggy style me sex kiya
doctor:
aapko koi aur style nahi aati?
lady:
mujhe to aati hai
par mere doggy ko nahi
Pappu meets Santa on stairs of a KOTHA.
Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jaate!
Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.
In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet. She said to Santa: Susu karne ki jagah dikhaao.
Santa: U naughty girl, pehle tum dikhaao.