Yamraaj: Bachcha, tum ne paap aur punya dono kiya hai. Isi liye tujhe Swarg mein rakh kar Narak ka ehsaas karaya jayega!
Aadmi: Woh kaise?
Yamraaj: Roj raat, do glass daaru milenge, aur ek apsara milegi…..
Aadmi: Wah Yamraaj ji Wah… yeh toh Swarg hi Swarg hai!!!
Yamraaj: Puri baat suno bachcha… Glass mein “hole” hoga, lekin apsara mein nahin!