Railway reservation form par Sardarji ne “LING” ki jagah likh diya 9 inch.Lady clerk:- “yeh kya hai? isse katna padega”.Sardarji ghabra ke bola:- “kitna ..,kitna katna padega”.Lady clerk chillate hue boli “pura, pura katna padega”.Sardarji ghabra gaye aur bola “chhodo chhodo, Bus me chala jaayunga”.